Well behaved aliens seldom make History Channel
Can we please take bar culture and translate it to book stores? Buy me a biography, not a beer.
If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup then you need to seriously reconsider your life choices.
Corporations may be people but not the kind you want to invite to parties.
Cars with environmentalist license plates and shitty gas mileage.
"You’re not going to believe this. I was visited by God today."