Well behaved aliens seldom make History Channel
"You’re not going to believe this. I was visited by God today."
I’d like to point out that gay marriage is legal in 19 states, while beastiality is still legal in 37 states. One day I hope to live in a world where two consenting adults have higher standing in the eyes of the law than people who fuck goats.
Shopping for bras online and accidentally getting too distracted by boobs.
Fun fact: In 2012 an Amish man received a DUI in a horse and buggy.