Well behaved aliens seldom make History Channel
If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup then you need to seriously reconsider your life choices.
Corporations may be people but not the kind you want to invite to parties.
Cars with environmentalist license plates and shitty gas mileage.
"You’re not going to believe this. I was visited by God today."
I’d like to point out that gay marriage is legal in 19 states, while beastiality is still legal in 37 states. One day I hope to live in a world where two consenting adults have higher standing in the eyes of the law than people who fuck goats.