September182014

Whenever I’m having an identity crisis I’ll just take a few Buzzfeed quizzes. I may have no idea about my future but I do know which Disney princess should be my maid of honor.

September72014
Yes yes I am definitely doing homework and not looking at puppy gifs…

Yes yes I am definitely doing homework and not looking at puppy gifs…

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ouijaboardofficial)

September32014

empyrean-princess:

I never really got the message: don’t do drugs. I got the message: do drugs and talk to animals! Certainly didn’t help that this ad came on right after the Wild Thornberrys.

(via ruinedchildhood)

September22014

arathesane:

dangerhamster:

god bless you all

Generally I try to clarify my “no” by repeating it in Spanish. 

(Source: sandandglass, via thereissomuchfaultinourstars)

no. 

August202014

Can we please take bar culture and translate it to book stores? Buy me a biography, not a beer.

August162014

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

WHAT WHAT WHAT OMG THIS PLOT HOLE IS MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE

(via longdistancepyromania)

August132014

If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup then you need to seriously reconsider your life choices. 

August22014
This is how marshmallows are made. I could watch this all day. 

This is how marshmallows are made. I could watch this all day. 

July302014

Corporations may be people but not the kind you want to invite to parties.

July292014

Cars with environmentalist license plates and shitty gas mileage.

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