August162014

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

WHAT WHAT WHAT OMG THIS PLOT HOLE IS MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE

(via longdistancepyromania)

August132014

If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup then you need to seriously reconsider your life choices. 

August22014
This is how marshmallows are made. I could watch this all day. 

This is how marshmallows are made. I could watch this all day. 

July302014

Corporations may be people but not the kind you want to invite to parties.

July292014

Cars with environmentalist license plates and shitty gas mileage.

July212014

(Source: annesbonny, via kinetic-squirrel)

July182014
7PM

"You’re not going to believe this. I was visited by God today." 

"No way."

"Yahweh."

god pun 

12PM

Dawww

(Source: funharrypotter)

July172014

I’d like to point out that gay marriage is legal in 19 states, while beastiality is still legal in 37 states. One day I hope to live in a world where two consenting adults have higher standing in the eyes of the law than people who fuck goats.

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